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Mad Mike Magee is dead: thank the fuck for that

ABERDONIAN and self-confessed individual Mike Magee has passed on into the vale wherever the vale is.

He was a lazy, self-obsessed bastard and often got cross at things, even things that he didn’t need to be cross about. In fact, I can’t think of a positive thing to say about the git.

He leaves, as his legacy, nobody that gives a flying fuck. He paid all his bills and left his puny life without owing the taxman anything.

He will be missed, grievously, by HMRC, the tax people who had hoped to extract more from him before he croaked. Let’s hope and pray that he goes to a tax free zone. (Not Switzerland, Ed.) 

You have a tax refund, yeah right

EVERY MAN and every woman these days seems to be a phisherman or a phisherwoman, giving themselves away in oh so many ways.

Of course it would be a delight if HMRC was giving me a tax rebate of nearly £1,000 – but I fear it is not so!

Tax refunds notifiation without the letter “c” – shorely shome mishtake…. I didn’t click there…