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Thames Valley commissar outlines his cunning plan

ruddyhellPictured here is the ruddy Police and Crime Commissar, Anthony Stansfeld, presiding over the Thames Valley police.

He kindly sent us a leaflet that came along with our Oxford council tax bill – everything has gone up by two percent – no kidding.

But on the same leaflet is a little graphic which perhaps isn’t exact;y what the commissar meant to say. ruddy


THEY’VE DECLARED a three day ban on alcohol here in Ole Bangalore, because there’s elections tomorrow and perhaps the authorities fear everyone will get a little overexcited.

Not just bars and pubs, hotel bars too, although guests with hotels with mini-bars might be OK. The drought ends on Sunday. Sheesh! Forewarned should have been forearmed!  The local Midday newspaper reported 300 people have been thrown in clink for buying or selling illicit hooch.