Crime wave hits Banburyshire

A WAVE OF CRIME is sweeping across a place called Banbury and it’s affecting Oxford and Bicester too.

As you can see from this story in the  Oxford Mail, criminals are receiving tough love from the authorities in what’s obviously a major crackdown at the home of the Banbury Cake.

We’re not entirely sure why Banbury residents Emma Ashburn and Marie Biston got fined more than two other folk in Bicester and in Oxford.  But, rest assured, Google, sorry BBC vans, are watching you. ♥

One response to “Crime wave hits Banburyshire

  1. All in all, fines are very tame when compared to fines across the pond. Our local sheriff begins at $1200 bail out of gaol. How did it go?

    ‘Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
    To see a fine lady upon a white horse,
    With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
    She shall drive like a bat out of Hull wherever she goes.’

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