I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL Geranium giving vivid red colours but it is getting bolshie.
My questions are these, as in Gardeners’ Question Time.
1. Do I throw it away and say your time is past?
2. Do I get rid of all these stupid extra leaves it is making for no reason at all, thus contraventing Darwinism just so I can get more useless but attractive blooms?
3. Do I try to eat it and pretend the leaves are nasturtium leaves?
No answers required. But the Geranium had best stop getting leggy or I will have it!