YOU MIGHT THINK (mistakenly) that Bangalore is the world capital of pubs. Oh no, it is the world capital of coat hangers.
I know this because someone has just moved into the apartment here in Bengaluru and she was suffering a drastic shortage of coat hangers. So she’s been out today, and came back so happy at finding coat hangers that she went out and bought another clutch.
At Rs98 for eight, this seems sort of a reasonable price. She bought pink ones and blue ones and nicked most of mine too. Unfortunately, I haven’t yet unpacked and so I will have to either demand some back, or go down and buy some pink ones for myself. Foolishly, I forgot to pack any trousers before I left Blighty, so I’ve had to go buy a couple of pair today. And they’ll need coat hangers, won’t they? ♦
Hundred Foot Road that Lasts’ Thousand Years. There will be more, Michael, there will be more. By Accusing female of anything in creepy slhoch world of store front torture chambers isn’t Wise, Like American Old west, One Bad Word About You Could cost You everything & therefore BAD Mouth Must Be Sacro Eliminated pronto, before it repeats itself, even if its leaving Woman on Hook accusation.
‘That MAN Came over into MY Apartment Needing PANTS & Accusing ME of Stealing Its Blue Coat Hanger. “Just imagine result from Repressed
Violent Poverty Stricken & Self Righteously Mistaken,Local.
They arn’t Stupid, They just EAT that Way.
Darkness Invites Violence & Crime. With Completely Anonimal Consequences. Pirate Heaven & You’ll Never Be Amoung Crew..
Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART von DRASHEK MD.