Laundry Wars: Mike Magee’s knickers exposed

NOW THAT WE have reached the dizzying heights of number one and number two when you search for “laundry wars” on Google, we thought it was time to reveal the secrets behind the stories.

Many of our reader – yeah that’s right – one reader, has asked how our laundry is packaged when it turns up as it infallibly does. Here are the facts. The laundry turns up in a brown paper bag. In the case of this shot, one brown paper bag. Thus we have ripped apart one bag – or as Isuppli has it “torn down” one bag, which sits on top of three other unmutilated brown bags.

I trust you find my knickers to be in good taste, my socks to be in good repair, and my jeans to be clean and spanking old!

2 responses to “Laundry Wars: Mike Magee’s knickers exposed

  1. thomasxstewart

    Hey-Mike, Maybe Check deep into crevices for any (b.m.), that is,….(bowel movement particles).Excelence Could slip some herpes or prostate stuff,too. So i check into bm area, as almost NO Laundry WorldWide, Uses Soap.
    drashek ,STeWie.

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