UP AT the newsagents in Pinner View brightly and early and take my place in the rather short queue.
In front of me is a big, big man not so young man, who finally loses his patience with waiting for more than a nanosecond, picks up a copy of the Sun without paying and bogs off.
News is free, right? The newsagent gazes after him and writes the petty theft off, tells his assistant not to bother pursuing him. ♥