Monthly Archives: September 2009

Bugger Bognor: George V

WHILE I’M in San Francisco I am staying part of the time at the strangely titled George V Hotel in Mason.

George V was a freemason, AFAIK a 33° mason, but I can’t spot any sign of the floor being made of black and white tiles and the only aprons I can spot seem to be worn by the maids. But he’s not listed on this page, unlike his daddy Edward VI, and his son Edward VIII, so maybe that’s apocryphal – like Bugger Bognor.

This George, according to Whackypedia anyway, was famous for shooting things including tigers and well, just about anything that moved.

He also collected stamps - big time.

He’s also famous for his apocryphal last words – apparently when he was ill and was told he would be soon well enough to visit Bognor Regis again, he said “Bugger Bognor”.

The hotel named after him in San Francisco  is called King George and was opened in 1914. Why, we don’t know, except that he was the reigning British monarch at that time.

Another famous George, of course was George III - who seemed to let the United States slip through his fingers.  George II defeated the forces of Bonnie Prince Charlie at Culloden and is not fondly remembered north of the border, by many.

What a load of Georges! And what a sprinkling of Edwards! The Hanoverian dynasty in the time of George V and during the First World War changed its Germanic name  to Windsor.

According to Britannica, King George V was distinguished by no exercise of social gifts, by no personal magnetism, by no intellectual powers. He lacked intellectual curiosity and only later in life acquired some measure of artistic tastes. “He was, in other words, exactly like most of his subjects.”

Here’s a view from my room in the King George hotel. Not much to see here either.

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Whisky galore!

YEAH. Compton McKenzie was quite some guy and ended up in Herm, on the Channel Islands, a place full of dolmens and menhirs.

And here is a link to Whisky Galore.

Bath is Aquae Svlis, wonder why?

THE ROMANS didn’t bother with Oxford – they lived on the hills, Oxford was and is a flood plain. But they didn’t half like Bath (Aquae Svlis) when they trudged down west.

First Western Direct, or whatever they’re called now, is a pretty crap railway but by dint of perseverence we had a train sandwich between two buses to get down to Bath. The tourists shunted from Oxford train station onto a bus looked suitably bemused, but we knuckled down to the journey, no problem!

Here, first of all, is The Huntsman, where we duly gave the talk we gave – a nice pub with a beautiful front and an upstairs room where the carpet was just that bit tacky. Are you wondering what we talked about? Go no further than Shiva Shakti Mandalam – the audience was wonderful, the occasion was sundar and we were so welcomed into Aquae Sulis it lifted our soul. If I have one, that is.

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Just round the corner was the Roman baths – the Centurions loved this stuff. Can’t think why.

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Bath is in a bowl, innit?

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The compulsory bit of video is required, naturally. See if you can spot Alex Bennett asking a local copper for directions.

A sadhu from Hampi

THAT’S WHO HE is.

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The one acre Banyan tree in Ole Bangalore

REMEMBERING my transcontinental adventures reminded me of the one acre Banyan tree I visited, just outside Bangalore.

Here it is.

Travelling again. Travailling

IN LITTLE MORE than a week’s time I will, thanks to the good sorts at the US Embassy in Grosvenor Square, be back in the United States of America.

I’ll be in San Francisco. The days of me flying around the world all the time are gone. Last year in India almost finished me, once and for all, and circumnavigating the globe at 35,000 feet was interesting, but I think just a once in a lifetime experience. I hadn’t realised the Pacific Ocean was so big!

I’m looking forward to being in San Fran again. It’s so changeable!